OBAMA WANTS THE FCC TO FORM A "MONITORING COMMISSION" TO DETERMINE WHO, WHAT, WHEN, WHERE AND WHY CERTAIN EVENTS ARE NEWS WORTHY AND HOW TO CONTROL THE SPIN-CYCLE.
In Sweden, commentators have fun with Norway's misfortunes. The Dutch can't get enough of their speed-skaters. Japan is so crazy about figure skating they show warmups. Canada is hockey crazy, Russia struggles to stay positive even when things look down and the U.S. salutes its stars with the national anthem as it's time to go to bed.
There's only one Winter Olympics. But in reality, for television viewers around the world, the Sochi games are a different experience depending on where you tune in.
"I think," she said, "together we've all put a thick rubber stamp on this Olympics."
NOT CERTAIN WHAT HIS NATIONAL ANTHEM IS ...