DOWN THE RAT-HOLE … A REFLECTION OF MY NARCISSISM PEERING BACK AT ME … SO I KISSED THE RING ON MY HAND … AND THEN --- CARVILLE: I BLAME BUSH...

MY DAY WAS UTTERLY RUINED AS JOE BIDEN SLITHERED IN. BUT UPON SECOND THOUGHT AND REFLECTION, JOE WAS MY INSURANCE POLICY AGAINST IMPEACHMENT.  RELIEVED, I KISSED MY RING AGAIN, HOW SWEET IT IS. THE SUCCESSFUL START OF ANOTHER DAY "FOR MY SUBJECTS" AS SOME EXERCISE THEIR FREEDOM OF POLITICAL CORRECTNESS OTHERS PREPARE FOR AN IRS AUDIT. JUST ANOTHER PROOF THAT MY GOVERNMENT LISTENS (TO EVERYTHING!).

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