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Sunday, October 20, 2013

FIRST THERE WAS HALLOWEEN, THEN THERE WAS OBAMACARE … ONE COMES BUT ONCE A YEAR

I wanted to let you know that earlier today I received my "Obamacare enrollment packet” from the White House.

It contained:

· An aspirin and a band-aid

· An 'Obama Hope & Change' bumper sticker

· A 'Bush's Fault' yard sign

· A 'Blame Republicans first, then anybody and everybody' poster

· A 'Tax the Rich' banner

· An application for unemployment and a free cellphone

· An application for food stamps

· A prayer rug

· A letter assigning my debt to my grandchildren

· And lastly, a coupon for a machine that blows smoke up my ass.

Everything was made in China and all directions were in Spanish.

Keep an eye out. Yours should be arriving soon.